Product
of the Year....
Skit
screen play
Story:
Santhosh Kumar
Screen
play: Santhosh Kumar, Ishan Vasishta, Shivam Gupta, Aditya Singh
Characters:
Client : Mr. Khurana old guy with big tummy. Behind his beautiful sec:
Sales Manager: Rocket Singh: Young guy, very talkative
Secretary: Beauty conscious young lady
PM: Beautiful lady. Always in fight with dev and QA
QA: Bihari, Weak in English. planning to go on date with PM
Dev: South Indian, crazy about food, wears Lungi whenever possible
Waiter:
Auto Driver: Greedy
Florist : Humorous
Dancer: Dev/AutoDriver/Florist can play this role if needed
SCENE
1
Rock S : Abhi Tak nahi aaya saala . 10 baje ka tym diya tha 11 baj gaye
hain.
Client
Enters >>>
Rock
S : Hello Sir. I am Rocket Singh from Jugad-In Mobile.
Khurana (Client) : Oi tu he hai phataka singh!! , oi bejja bejja . Dekh khurrana ka
tym ni kharab karna.
Khurana sits and starts scratching his tummy
Sm:
Sir we have very good products. I will suggest you to go for Emraan
haashmi Mika tips....
<Secretary
Enters and interrupts>
Sec
: Gooood Morning khurana, . Bandh kar khujaana...
<music
plays>
Sorry
Khuranna, I got a bit late..... because of the stuuuu-pid cab
driver.he reached my home on time...and I was still applying my
makeup. you know it takes time. the idiot left without even waiting
for an hour.
Khur
: Oi chod aaya tenu!! Inni himmat ho ho gayi. Kal he nikal dete hain.
Oi kaali ho gayi dhoop mai, thoda makeup shakeup kar le sweety.
Khur
: Oi ye pategi teri Hashmi tip se ..
Rock
S : Oi sir pategi ji ..ekdum pategi.
Sec
<interrupts>:: Hey you Rocket Singh, why don’t you suggest a
product which can put some brains in that stupid driver’s head.
ROck
S : No problem sweety we have driver tips for that.
Sec
(Shouting): “Sweety ?? Who gave you permission to call me sweety?”
SM:
”Oh I am sorry madam I thought your name is sweety”
Sec:
“My name is Cutie Kaur. Call me Cutie”
Khur
: Oi phatke aise tucche products se ni hoga. Koi vadiya product bana
jo jisse bande nu pata lag jaye ki ki karna hai.
SM
: Sir ji bana denge......samjo ban he gaya.
Khur
: OI tu aisa kar, kal dede , ye sweety roz roz late ho jaati hai.
SM
: Oi sirji kal ..sir kal sir kal kaisa hoga sir. 10 din to lag he
jaayenge sir.
Khur
: Oi 10 din !! na oi na .. 5 din lele chal isse jayada nai.
SM
: Chal sir ji aapki nai meri nai …. saat din do aur ban gaya samjo.
Khur
: Chal done.
SM calls someone: We need to create a product urgently, lets call a meeting tomorrow.
Scene
2: (Product meeting Man, QA , DEV , SM)
SM
: Look Team we have to deliver a product, i.e situation based tips.
like while driving we have to send driving tips n while cooking
cooking tips.
QA
: Ok I got it, but what if the person is So raha hai.
Product
: U don’t have to send any alert while sleeping U Idiot.
Dev
: Is this gonna be a pull based service. (pulls his lungi up)
Product
M : No the system has to be intelligent enough to understand the
situation of the user.
Dev
: Paagal ho gaye ho kyaa, framework support bhi karta hai ye.????
Product
: Kyaa hamra framework kuch bhi support karta hai.
SM
: And we have got only 3 days of time.
Dev:
teen din !!! What the Fish. Ye change to mai 3 hafte mai nahi kar
sakta...
QA:
mai test kab karoonga.
SM
: Listen everyone UAt has been scheduled. Mujhe ye product 3 din mein
chahiye
Dev QA frustrated.....
Scene
End
Narration
Do
deen beete kuch product bana aur kuch bigda . Aur ab laga tester ke
haath::
SCENE 3: Developer does UT - Eating Habit Tips
Developer name is Santhosh
<Tester
sitting trying to eat recieves call>
SM:
Development ka status kay hai
DEv:
Good morning sir. do din se sirf coding kar raha hai. Khana peena bhi
nahi. Sirf development. ?
SM:
Coding kon kar raha hai.
DEV:
No sir I am only coding. I have finished it. Let me start testing
SM:
Oh great. I am going to fire you, if th product doesn’t work
properly.
DEv:
Fire ??? Oh no no I will fix all bugs today itself let me start
testing....
SM:
ok all the best
Dev:
thank you....
DEv:”let
me subscribe to my product fine.....Done. ok let me have some food.
too hungy....”
::tries
to eat a something::
Beep
Beep:: Santhosh STOP!! Have u brushed properly in the morning.
--->
Garggle and then starts
Dev:
Hey my product is working. I am awesome.....
::
again tries to eat something ::
Beep
Beep :: Santhosh Always Brush twice a day!!
--->
Garggle again
Dev :: Chalo now lets eat pizza.
::tries
to eat pizza ::
Beep
Beep: Santhosh......Very High Calorie Food, your cholestrol level is
already too high!!
Dev::
OK let me have some Spicy Biryani.
Beep
Beep:: Santosh, Dont you dare eat this, it can cause fire in your
LUNGI
Dev: Lungi .... Fire????
Jumps from the seat and checks his lungi
Dev: Dara diya system ne....
Dev : Ok sandwich is healthy food, let me try that
::
tries to eat Sandwich ::
Beep
Beep: Santhosh...Rotten vegetables are used in preparation of this
sandwich do not eat.
<Smell
it and keep it back>
Tester:
It looks ok.
Beep
Beep: No its not ok!!
::
tries to drink coffee ::
Beep
Beep: Santhosh....Caffine is injurious to health. Also your mother
did’nt want you to have too much coffee.
Dev: Bull shit
hits hard on the table
::
tries to go for mineral water then stops::
Beep
Beep :: Santhosh.....Go ahead have it, its good for health.
tester:
what a stupid product. let the tester test now. Uski Lagegi
SCENE
4 Dating-----
Beep
Beep : Wake up!
Beep
Beep: WAKE UP Duffer ! Today you have a date!
Scene
will be like funky clothing and
1st
Msg: Don't bathe in ur dabba deo, have a nice shower and use a
perfume.!!!!! And wear a nice plain suit.
Scene
waiting for bus-
After
buying flowers
2nd
Msg: Hey cheepo, Take a bike or call a cab.
“Oye
Hotel Pride chalega? “
3rd
- Msg: Buy a bunch of mariegold's for her, it's her fav.
Scene
- In the Restaurant- Waiting for her.
Scence
- She arrives
5th
Msg - Don't go for a hand shake, u r not 13 any more. wo american
wali greeting.
6th
Msg - pull up a chair for her.
Scene
- Sitting with her
Tester
- These flowers are for you.
Girl
- Oh merrygold, thts my fav.
7th
Msg - Order one of the finest wine Le Van De Merde.
Tester
- Arre waiter, lemon the mirinda rakhat ho ka bhaiya???
Waiter
- Excuse me Sir, Kya?
tester - lemon the mirinda
Waiter - no sir we do not keep mirinda
tester - are mirinda nahi lemon de mirinda
Waiter - no lemon mirinda also sir
Tester
- he will show the msg.
Waiter
- Sure Sir, Two glasses of Le Van De Merde at ur table
Girl
- Wow, thts my fav wine. Hw cm u know it.
Report
- Check.
8th
Msg - Ask her, Howz her work.
Tester
- hos work?
Girl
- My Work....!!!!
Tester
- noding his head.
Girl
- Work is fine.
Boy:
Do u like to listen to songs?
Girl:
Yes
8th
Msg - Ask DJ to play Kanwa mein shobe baali.
Tester
- Asks DJ to Play
Girl:
Bhojpuri?!?!
Tester:
Manoj tiwary ka hain. Bahut accha hain!! !
Girl
- Starts making faces.
10th
Msg - *some text missing* ask her abt her age.
Tester
- Whooo old r u?
Girl
- Who?
Tester
- tohar age ka ba?
Girl
- (slapps the tester) - Badtameez. Ladki ko impress bhi nahi karne
aata aur bada aaye date pe huhh..!!! Ladkiyon ke age nahi puchthe
11th
Msg - *Dont ask her age.
Tester:
SANTHOSH !!!!
SCENE5
------------
One
part of the stage : C and Sec
Other
part of the stage: SM, PM, QA and DEv
SM
calls C on phone: Khurana sir,,, ap UAT kar raho ho na?
C:
“Ha ha sweety bhi mere naalh hai,, Hum dono mike kara raha hai ….
UAT ”
SM:
“aap Subscribe kar ke ek bar chek karo”
C:
“Ha ha kar rahe hai … UAT”
SM
and Team tensed: “Santhosh and Chimpu I will fire all of you if UAT
fails”
Clients
call to SM: “Arey what a wonderful product. I got a messge You and
sweety make a good couple and you can go for dinner tonight. And
sweety has agreed for that. Mera life ban jayega. kyaa product of
the year banaya hai...”
Everyboy
shouts YES...Juggad on mobile rock..
All dances for oppa gannam style ..... Song.....End
