How to take out micro or nano SIM card trapped in Normal SIM slot

1. Cut a paper matching the width of the SIM and log enough to hold.

2. Fold it
3. insert the folder end into the sim slot placing it on top of the trapped SIM card

4. Press the paper hard and pull it outside

5. Hurray!!! Your trapped SIM card is out

Ohh-Laaa ! a taxy booking mess up story

This is the story shared by an 'on-line taxi' driver during my recent trip.

On 10/03/2016 morning Mukesh a 'on-line taxi' driver receives a booking from Jyothi Nivas College area, Bangalore. Mukesh reaches the pick up point shown in the app in five minutes. Unable to find the customer , Mukesh dials customer's number.

Then the fun starts...

Mukesh: Hi Sir, I am near Jyothi Nivas College. Where are you?
Customer: Ok come to Bajrang hotel. I am waiting here.
M: Bajrang hotel? Sorry sir, I don't know the place, please give me some other landmark.
C: Arey you don't know Bajrang hotel. What kind of driver are you? It is very famous in Gurgaon.
M(Shocked): Gurgaon!!!. Sir I am in Bangalore now
C: Ok No problem, come to Bajrang hotel. I can wait.
M: Sir please book my flight ticket and mail me.Also transfer Rs.10000 to my account. I will start my journey right away.
C: What non-sense are you talking?
M: Then what should I do sir? Gurgaon is 3000km away from Bangalore.
C: Oh god? How did this happen?
M: I don't know sir, you have to check with *** (taxi provider).
Call ends. 

Some software bugs can result in real funny situation, isn't it?...:D

Why is Sarjpura is a better place for living in Bangalore

Sarjapura is a border town in East Bangalore. Tamil Nadu border is only 5km from the town. There are a number of apartments and villas in this area between Gunjur to Attibele road and Dommasandra to Tamilnadu border. I am staying near Dommasandra for last five year. Me, my family anFollowing are the reasons why a nature lover like me would recommend this place.

1. Away from the polluted Bangalore. No Air pollution, No Noise pollution. Yes Sarapura is 38 KM far from Majestic. Outer ring road (Bellandur ) - the crowded city limit is 14KM away as a result there is far less pollution and mess compared to city. You get a better air to breath. In the morning you are not woken up by Honking but sweet chirping of birds. You daily drive 10 or 15  min more but the benefits are incomparable to this small overhead.

2. Good Reachability to  major IT hubs. Electronic city (16Km - 40 min drive), Koramngala [the startup hub] (18 km - 40 min drive), ITPL (17KM - 40 min drive), Marathahalli (17 km - 40 min drive). Outer ring road (14 km - 30 min drive). This stats is as of today Feb 2016. As the city expands the traffic is also increasing. I can see a significant increase in last two year in the time taken to reach these IT hubs because of increased traffic

3. Nature living - Like fresh air, you get fresh milk and fresh vegetables from near by fields. You end you spending less money and consuming less chemicals

4. Enjoy old Bangalore climate- Yes The temperature is 1 to 2 degree less than that of city at times.While riding a bike, once you cross the caramelarm fly over you can feel the temperature difference.

5. Good number of quality schools - Your children dont have to travel in the polluted city. Many good schools are with in 10km range.

6. If you like trekking and exploring then you will enjoy, there a number for forest areas and isolated area near by. A number of flower fields as well. Go for a walk or cycling you will realize how beautiful this area is.

7. Cost effective. Flats are relatively cheaper here. Flats are available for rates starting from 2000 per sqft to 4500 per sqft. Even villa project are available from 55 lakhs.

So if you belong to any of the following category, sarjapura will be a good destination for you
1. Loves nature
2. Want to be away from the polluted city
3. Looking for cost effective investment
4. Want to live  healthy life

Why only Malala?

Entire world is concerned about Malala.World media has given high importance to this news up to a level that every single person knows about Malala and the cruelty of Taliban. Yes, the terrorist group Taliban's attack on her is surely condemnable. I do not deny it.


But I have question, what about the hundreds of children killed in the so called collateral damage of US and Israeli attacks? Why isn't the world media not so concerned about them. Don't they have human rights?

Following picture shows that US/Israeli groups are worser than Taliban. But they are the ones who control media... so lets ignore these poor kids and worry about Malala....

Airtel's free roaming. first time in India!!!

Airtel has launched a new roaming plan. Pay 5 rupees a day and enjoy all incoming calls without further charges. Good for Airtel customers. But their advertisement is really interesting.

"free roaming first time in India"

When you are paying 5rupees a day, how can it be free? :)
Bsnl is having a similar offer for last one year.pay 199 and roam free for 180 days. So this is not first time in India too. oh yes!!! this is first time in India you are getting a free Service for 5 rupees. Lol.

A Rajani fans attempt to do stunt

This guy thought he can jump his qualis over the metal pile like Rajani did in many movies. But he ended up blocking the road for an hour  wasting time of many people.
Hats off  to him

Product of the year - Software Comedy Skit

Product of the Year....

Skit screen play

Story: Santhosh Kumar

Screen play: Santhosh Kumar, Ishan Vasishta, Shivam Gupta, Aditya Singh

Characters: 

Client : Mr. Khurana old guy with big tummy. Behind his beautiful sec:

Sales Manager: Rocket Singh: Young guy, very talkative

Secretary: Beauty conscious young lady

PM: Beautiful lady. Always in fight with dev and QA

QA: Bihari, Weak in English. planning to go on date with PM

Dev: South Indian, crazy about food, wears Lungi whenever possible

Waiter: 

Auto Driver: Greedy

Florist : Humorous

Dancer: Dev/AutoDriver/Florist can play this role if needed 

SCENE 1

Rock S : Abhi Tak nahi aaya saala . 10 baje ka tym diya tha 11 baj gaye hain.

Client Enters >>>

Rock S : Hello Sir. I am Rocket Singh from Jugad-In Mobile.

Khurana (Client) : Oi tu he hai phataka singh!! , oi bejja bejja . Dekh khurrana ka tym ni kharab karna.

Khurana sits and starts scratching his tummy

Sm: Sir we have very good products. I will suggest you to go for Emraan haashmi Mika tips....

<Secretary Enters and interrupts>

Sec : Gooood Morning khurana, . Bandh kar khujaana...

<music plays>

Sorry Khuranna, I got a bit late..... because of the stuuuu-pid cab driver.he reached my home on time...and I was still applying my makeup. you know it takes time. the idiot left without even waiting for an hour.

Khur : Oi chod aaya tenu!! Inni himmat ho ho gayi. Kal he nikal dete hain. Oi kaali ho gayi dhoop mai, thoda makeup shakeup kar le sweety.

Khur : Oi ye pategi teri Hashmi tip se ..

Rock S : Oi sir pategi ji ..ekdum pategi.

Sec <interrupts>:: Hey you Rocket Singh, why don’t you suggest a product which can put some brains in that stupid driver’s head.

ROck S : No problem sweety we have driver tips for that.

Sec (Shouting): “Sweety ?? Who gave you permission to call me sweety?”

SM: ”Oh I am sorry madam I thought your name is sweety”

Sec: “My name is Cutie Kaur. Call me Cutie”

Khur : Oi phatke aise tucche products se ni hoga. Koi vadiya product bana jo jisse bande nu pata lag jaye ki ki karna hai.

SM : Sir ji bana denge......samjo ban he gaya.

Khur : OI tu aisa kar, kal dede , ye sweety roz roz late ho jaati hai.

SM : Oi sirji kal ..sir kal sir kal kaisa hoga sir. 10 din to lag he jaayenge sir.

Khur : Oi 10 din !! na oi na .. 5 din lele chal isse jayada nai.

SM : Chal sir ji aapki nai meri nai …. saat din do aur ban gaya samjo.

Khur : Chal done.

SM calls someone: We need to create a product urgently, lets call a meeting tomorrow.

Scene 2: (Product meeting Man, QA , DEV , SM)

SM : Look Team we have to deliver a product, i.e situation based tips. like while driving we have to send driving tips n while cooking cooking tips.

QA : Ok I got it, but what if the person is So raha hai.

Product : U don’t have to send any alert while sleeping U Idiot.

Dev : Is this gonna be a pull based service. (pulls his lungi up)

Product M : No the system has to be intelligent enough to understand the situation of the user.

Dev : Paagal ho gaye ho kyaa, framework support bhi karta hai ye.????

Product : Kyaa hamra framework kuch bhi support karta hai.

SM : And we have got only 3 days of time.

Dev: teen din !!! What the Fish. Ye change to mai 3 hafte mai nahi kar sakta...

QA: mai test kab karoonga.

SM : Listen everyone UAt has been scheduled. Mujhe ye product 3 din mein chahiye

Dev QA frustrated.....

Scene End

Narration

Do deen beete kuch product bana aur kuch bigda . Aur ab laga tester ke haath::

SCENE 3: Developer does UT -  Eating Habit Tips 

Developer name is Santhosh

<Tester sitting trying to eat recieves call>

SM: Development ka status kay hai

DEv: Good morning sir. do din se sirf coding kar raha hai. Khana peena bhi nahi. Sirf development. ?

SM: Coding kon kar raha hai.

DEV: No sir I am only coding. I have finished it. Let me start testing

SM: Oh great. I am going to fire you, if th product doesn’t work properly.

DEv: Fire ??? Oh no no I will fix all bugs today itself let me start testing....

SM: ok all the best

Dev: thank you....

DEv:”let me subscribe to my product fine.....Done. ok let me have some food. too hungy....”

::tries to eat a something::

Beep Beep:: Santhosh STOP!! Have u brushed properly in the morning.

---> Garggle and then starts

Dev: Hey my product is working. I am awesome.....

:: again tries to eat something ::

Beep Beep :: Santhosh Always Brush twice a day!!

---> Garggle again

Dev :: Chalo now lets eat pizza.

::tries to eat pizza ::

Beep Beep: Santhosh......Very High Calorie Food, your cholestrol level is already too high!!

Dev:: OK let me have some Spicy Biryani.

Beep Beep:: Santosh, Dont you dare eat this, it can cause fire in your LUNGI

Dev: Lungi .... Fire????

Jumps from the seat and checks his lungi

Dev: Dara diya system ne....

Dev : Ok sandwich is healthy food, let me try that

:: tries to eat Sandwich ::

Beep Beep: Santhosh...Rotten vegetables are used in preparation of this sandwich do not eat.

<Smell it and keep it back>

Tester: It looks ok.

Beep Beep: No its not ok!!

:: tries to drink coffee ::

Beep Beep: Santhosh....Caffine is injurious to health. Also your mother did’nt want you to have too much coffee.

Dev: Bull shit 

hits hard on the table

:: tries to go for mineral water then stops::

Beep Beep :: Santhosh.....Go ahead have it, its good for health.

tester: what a stupid product. let the tester test now. Uski Lagegi

SCENE 4 Dating-----

Beep Beep : Wake up!

Beep Beep: WAKE UP Duffer ! Today you have a date!

Scene will be like funky clothing and

1st Msg: Don't bathe in ur dabba deo, have a nice shower and use a perfume.!!!!! And wear a nice plain suit.

Scene waiting for bus-

After buying flowers

2nd Msg: Hey cheepo, Take a bike or call a cab.

“Oye Hotel Pride chalega? “

3rd - Msg: Buy a bunch of mariegold's for her, it's her fav.

Scene - In the Restaurant- Waiting for her.

Scence - She arrives

5th Msg - Don't go for a hand shake, u r not 13 any more. wo american wali greeting.

6th Msg - pull up a chair for her.

Scene - Sitting with her

Tester - These flowers are for you.

Girl - Oh merrygold, thts my fav.

7th Msg - Order one of the finest wine Le Van De Merde.

Tester - Arre waiter, lemon the mirinda rakhat ho ka bhaiya???

Waiter - Excuse me Sir, Kya?

tester - lemon the mirinda

Waiter - no sir we do not keep mirinda

tester - are mirinda nahi lemon de mirinda

Waiter - no lemon mirinda also sir

Tester - he will show the msg.

Waiter - Sure Sir, Two glasses of Le Van De Merde at ur table

Girl - Wow, thts my fav wine. Hw cm u know it.

Report - Check.

8th Msg - Ask her, Howz her work.

Tester - hos work?

Girl - My Work....!!!!

Tester - noding his head.

Girl - Work is fine.

Boy: Do u like to listen to songs?

Girl: Yes

8th Msg - Ask DJ to play Kanwa mein shobe baali.

Tester - Asks DJ to Play

Girl: Bhojpuri?!?!

Tester: Manoj tiwary ka hain. Bahut accha hain!! !

Girl - Starts making faces.

10th Msg - *some text missing* ask her abt her age.

Tester - Whooo old r u?

Girl - Who?

Tester - tohar age ka ba?

Girl - (slapps the tester) - Badtameez. Ladki ko impress bhi nahi karne aata aur bada aaye date pe huhh..!!! Ladkiyon ke age nahi puchthe

11th Msg - *Dont ask her age.

Tester: SANTHOSH !!!!

SCENE5

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One part of the stage : C and Sec

Other part of the stage: SM, PM, QA and DEv

SM calls C on phone: Khurana sir,,, ap UAT kar raho ho na?

C: “Ha ha sweety bhi mere naalh hai,, Hum dono mike kara raha hai …. UAT ”

SM: “aap Subscribe kar ke ek bar chek karo”

C: “Ha ha kar rahe hai … UAT”

SM and Team tensed: “Santhosh and Chimpu I will fire all of you if UAT fails”

Clients call to SM: “Arey what a wonderful product. I got a messge You and sweety make a good couple and you can go for dinner tonight. And sweety has agreed for that. Mera life ban jayega. kyaa product of the year banaya hai...”

Everyboy shouts YES...Juggad on mobile rock..

All dances for oppa gannam style ..... Song.....End